Reading progress update: I've read 70%.
I finally managed to find the "hook" that's keeping me reading, but every page I turn (metaphorically, of course, since I'm reading on The Normandy, as always) makes me want to be watching Once Upon a Time instead, shamefully enough.
Also, they were not red slippers in the books, only in the movie! I cannot explain why this continued mistake annoys me so much. Silver. Silver shoes, people.