"Let us take a walk through this labyrinth of a house. Adrian suggested you might especially enjoy the library."
Er, yes, please. Can this book happen to me? I know something terrible is going to happen and there are going to be ghosts or monsters or murderers or murdering ghost monsters or something, but I am willing to take my chances to live in a house with a friendly horror author who has a hot British son who thinks of my library needs, okay?