Reading progress update: I've read 18% (DNF)

These seem to really, really want to be funny, but they are not. They're not charming, either, or magical, or any of the other words for fairy tales I was hoping for. The twists were not interesting, the stories had little depth, and I think this might be the first short story collection of fairy tale retellings I have ever set down in my life, and I still feel no real regret over this.