"Lips red as rubies, hair dark as night. Drink your true love's blood; become the Vampire, Snow White."
See, this is why I can't go looking for new free books at three in the morning. This is the sort of thing I wake up in the morning and discover that apparently I am partway through reading. Vegan modern-day Snow White who has seven hot male best friends living in a mansion next door and also has dreams about becoming a Vampire (no, I have no clue why that is capitalized. But it is. Every single time.)
The worst thing is that I think I am probably going to finish it. Just out of sheer curiosity. Also, maybe I am completely mis-judging it and it will get fabulous sometime after the 10% mark?
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